Monday, August 18, 2008

just for the record

even though i think i possibly one day could look like dara torres,
doing 80000 push ups in one day is not the way to do it.

i cannot swim even 1 meter, although i think if my parents had me in swim lessons, i would be winning a gold medal today.

gymnastics are better left to those who are properly trained. besides, nobody cares that i can do a half cartwheel. and my sommersault is definantly a 16 pointer.

running fast down my street doesn't mean i can understand what an 11 second 100 meter is.

as long as i eat ice cream while watching the olympics, i'm never going to look like i am an olympian. crap.

6 comments:

Kelsey-boo said...

c'mon you totally couldn've been faster without the stroller when we sprinted.

sweetpea said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one eating ice cream during the olympics! :)

One Crazy Family said...

I don't know. you look pretty buff to me. I think you could kick but in some of the races. You have determination and you would just sneak up and push them off the track.

The black sheep said...

you would so win cross country beltching though! I would train you, but my tallents run more along the lines of trapping young boys into doing my bidding. Go Cougar!

Stacy said...

I've been eating fudge. I am in no hurry to prove my olympian skills... there is no gold for being a pregnany mom with 2 of the 3 children she already has in casts. I think I am the only one who could survive. (at least I can talk myself into surviving, right?)

Goat Girl said...

What are you talking about?! Don't you already look like an Olympian?