even though i think i possibly one day could look like dara torres,
doing 80000 push ups in one day is not the way to do it.
i cannot swim even 1 meter, although i think if my parents had me in swim lessons, i would be winning a gold medal today.
gymnastics are better left to those who are properly trained. besides, nobody cares that i can do a half cartwheel. and my sommersault is definantly a 16 pointer.
running fast down my street doesn't mean i can understand what an 11 second 100 meter is.
as long as i eat ice cream while watching the olympics, i'm never going to look like i am an olympian. crap.