A diaper by any other name would stink as much..

Chilly Chilly, wherefor art thou Chilly?
deny thy diaper, and refuse thy stench
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn non pooper, and I'll no longer be a nag

Tis but thy diaper that is mine enemy
Thou art thyself, although not an undy wearer
What's an undy wearer? It is nor hand, nor foot,
nor arm, nor face, nor any other part belonging to a babe. Oh wear some other bum cover!

what's in a diaper? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell much sweeter.
So Chilly would, were he not diaper clad called
retain that dear perfection which he owes (to me)
Without that title. Chilly, doff thy diaper,
and for thy undy's, wish there were no part for me,
take myself a vacation from bum changery